Novelties

Novelties

At Discount Sex Toys we’ve always got a broad selection of novelty and comedy gifts and treats in stock, ranging from the cheeky and suggestive to the downright filthy – it all just depends on what the occasion is, where you’re going, and who the lucky boy or girl might be! Some of our more popular novelty gift items and naughty presents include the enduring classic rude apron (which we take to a variety of hilarious new extremes, as you’ll see!), as well as dozens of cock and boob-shaped accessories such as sweets, ice cube makers, slippers and even gear stick covers. We also carry a wide variety of more subtle sexy presents and stocking fillers including flavoured body paints, cheeky phone covers and intimate bedroom game packs, as well as a number of light-hearted party accessories such as glasses, mugs and more.

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Bad Kitty Wax Candle
Do you love playing sex games? If so, how about indulging in wax play? Bad Kitty Wax Candle is speci..
£13.99
Bad Vibes Talking Vibrator
The Bad Vibes Talking Vibrator comes equipped with a real man’s voice give various excuse for trying..
£8.50
BBQ Buddy Willy Apron
Want to capture ladies attention while holding a BBQ party? If so, then pick up the BBQ Buddy Willy ..
£17.99
Belly Button Brush
A wonderful novelty gift, Belly Button Brush is the right cleaning tool for your belly button. Desig..
£10.50
Blow Job Vacancy Heat Change Mug
Blow Job Vacancy Heat Change Mug gives you the right job vacancy. See the magic by adding hot water ..
£6.99
Blow Up Playful Penis Center Piece
Choose the Blow Up Playful Penis Center Piece with weighted base and indulge in a playful session. U..
£6.99
Blow up sheep
Get your hands on the inflatable sheep with backdoor pleasure hole and have naughty fun with it. The..
£19.00
Boob Slippers
Get the most amazing feeling with the boob shaped Boob Slippers. Whether you are planning to gift it..
£15.99
Boobie Nose Glasses
Here’s the funniest glasses in town – the Boobie Nose Glasses. These glasses have a boobie nose and ..
£6.99
Boobs Apron
Do the trick with this gag gift.  Use the high-quality Boobs Apron to enjoy a party. You can ev..
£11.99
Breasts Plush Pillow
 Are you looking for a set of creative pillows for some fun in the bedroom? The Breasts Plush P..
£15.99
Candy Blow Job Practice Willie
A massive hard candy cock with more anatomical correctness than a lollipop, Candy Blow Job Practice ..
£5.99
Dick Head Hoopla
Two strap on penis shaped dongs that you wear on your head, and six coloured rings that you try to t..
£26.99
Dicky Chug Big Black 20 Ounce Sports Bottle
One sip on big black and youll never go back. 20 oz. black water bottle...
£10.99
Dicky Chug Big Gulp Purple 16 Ounce Sports Bottle
Enjoy a cold drink with the Dicky Big Gulp Sports Bottle while amusing your friends with this 16 oz ..
£9.49
Dicky Chug Big Pink 20 Ounce Sports Bottle
Thirsty and amp hot? Need a drink? Just wrap your lips around BIG PINK 20 oz. pink water bottle...
£10.99
Dicky Water Gun
Penis shaped skin coloured water gun.It has an improved shooting distance and is great for hen parti..
£9.99
Duck With A Dick
Enhance someones bathing experience with this adorable rubber duck with a twist or rather a DickMeet..
£3.99
Flavoured Body Finger Paint
Turn your lover into an edible work of art with these flavored body finger paints. With 4 fruity fla..
£12.99
Fruit Flavoured Jelly Boobs
Fruit Flavoured Jelly Willies
Fruit flavoured jelly willies...
£3.99
Gentlemans Ball Scratcher
This is definitely the present for the man who has everything Aimed at the Busy Male Executive is t..
£14.99
Gentlemans Willy Care Kit
An elegant case of intimate essentials for the discerning Gentleman on the move. This case contains ..
£14.99
Giant Willie Mould
A Giant bright pink silicone cake or jelly mould for edible willie shaped creationsCan be used in th..
£6.99
Glow In The Dark Body Finger Paint
In the middle of the night you can bring an exciting new twist to those special moments with our new..
£16.99
Glow in the Dark Paradice
Glow in the Dark Paradice, sexy dice game for lovers. One die is covered with body position illustra..
£7.99
Golden Penis Slippers
Gold penis slippers that Fits Up To Size 42..
£14.99
Hot Sex Dice
Choose your pleasure with a Toss of the dice...
£14.00
Humour Mug Bitch/Bastard
Mug that has Only a Bitch like me could live with a Bastard like him printed on it. Holds 15fl.oz..
£5.50
Hustler Silicone iPhone 4 and 4s Blue Sexy Girl Case
iPhone 4 and 4S silicone phone case. The case has a raised image of a female on the back..
£15.00
Hustler Silicone iPhone 4 and 4s Pink Horny Heart Case
iPhone 4 and 4S silicone phone case. The case has horns at the top and a heart on the back..
£15.00
Hustler Silicone iPhone 4 and 4s Red Horny Heart Case
iPhone 4 and 4S silicone phone case. The case has horns at the top and a heart on the back..
£15.00
I Love Sex Heat Change Mug
Ceramic mug featuring a red heart in display carton. However, when filled with a hot drink the hidde..
£6.99
Lix Oral Vibrator
A mini vibrator exclusively for those with tongue piercings. Made of surgical stainless steal 14 gua..
£25.99
Naked Chef Hat
Fun chefs hat made from 65 percent polyester 35 percent cotton. Has Naked Chef Will strip for 5 will..
£7.00
Naughty Willy Ice Cubes
Naughty willy ice cubes pink and purple. 10 Freezer cube for really rude drinks. Ideal for hen night..
£12.99
OctoPleaser Massager
Enjoy an invigorating massage with this adorable Octo Pleaser. This cute crustacean has 8 titillatin..
£6.99
Panty Rose Womens Panties
Give her a rose that wont die, but that she can wear. Give her a panty rose, its unique, its genuine..
£5.99
Penis Gear Stick Cover
14cm penis shaped cover for your cars gear stick...
£6.99
Penis Slippers
Warm and comfy penis slippers. Fits feet up to shoe size 40..
£15.99
Pink Boob Slippers
Pink coloured slippers made of fur fabric for HIM with boobs on top. Standard size 42 45..
£16.99
Pink Gloss Bondage Tape
Have lots of fun with our bondage tape. Our Bondage Tape is the most exciting product for the fetish..
£5.00
Pink Penis Slippers
Bright Pink slippers with peniss on the front. Fits shoe size Euro 37 40, UK 4 7...
£16.99
Plush Boob Gear Knob Cover
Plush boobs cover for your gear knob, suitable for all common gear knobs..
£6.99
Purple Gloss Bondage Tape
Have lots of fun with our bondage tape. Our Bondage Tape is the most exciting product for the fetish..
£5.00
Rude Shaped Egg Fryer
Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine. Just right for that valentines ..
£3.99
Sex Coupons
20 romantic SEX. Coupons to give to your lover whenever you are feeling generous, and in the mood fo..
£5.99
Sex Scratch Cards
Eight sexy scratch cards to get you and your lover in the mood for a night of passion. Every ticket ..
£5.99